Did you have a teddy bear as a child that you carried around everywhere you went? I certainly did, and I still have it. What if your wish for your bear to come alive went terribly wrong? Reminisce about the good ol' days while watching "Ted." This rated-R flick follows John Bennett, played by Bretton Manley and Mark Wahlberg, after his wish comes true one night and Ted is now alive. Now, almost 30 years later, the stuffed bear is dirty, vulgar, obnoxious and getting in the way of Bennett and his girlfriend, played by Mila Kunis. Bennett and Ted's relationship is on the rocks, and hilarity ensues as they try to live their own lives but are thwarted. You can never get rid of your best friend, no matter how hard you try.