Biz Markie sings about marshmallow-only Lucky Charms
Good news for pot lovers and women suffering intense PMS cravings: General Mills is cranking out a box of Lucky Charms containing nothing but marshmallows.
The bad news: They're only making 10 boxes' worth so you'll have to win one to experience that breakfast bliss you've been dreaming of.
The best part: They hired rapper Biz Markie to rework his biggest hit, "Just a Friend," into an ode to the most colorful breakfast cereal of them all - and an explanation of contest rules. (To be eligible, you have to pose for a selfie with an imaginary box of Lucky Charms. That shouldn't be hard for the target audience.)
Sample lyrics: "Have you ever bought a bowl and wished it could be free of all the oats, just marshmallows only?"
It's a good thing that Celeb Fit Club, the VH1 reality show Biz did back in 2013, is off their air - his dietician and trainer probably wouldn't approve.
Who else is craving the original song now?