There are too many Hello jokes that can be made here.

So we'll just cut to the chase.

Meet Peter Van der Veen, Adele's super-hot new bodyguard:

On some corners of the internet, he's already a known entity — as Lady Gaga's former bodyguard.

He can reach our telephone any day:

And now that he's been spotted on Adele's arm (you know, keeping her precious life safe and all), the denizens of the internet are starting to take notice.

Sorry, Gaga.

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